How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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