Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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