well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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