you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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