Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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