Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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