her vagine was all disorganized.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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