But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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