Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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