For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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