Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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