So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
