I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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