If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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