How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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