Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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