I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
