If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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