i think i have herpe
just one?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
