I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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