Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
