A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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