walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I could fuck to npr.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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