Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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