we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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