Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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