But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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