none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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