You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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