Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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