they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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