last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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