i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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