you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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