do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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