its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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