yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
God I need to hump something, right now.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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