absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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