we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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