Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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