the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm at about main and main street
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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