the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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