Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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