You're so nebulous sometimes
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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