Pappa wants mamma naked
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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