Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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