So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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