im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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