i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She told me I should be a condom model.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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