He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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