I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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