i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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