She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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