Kiss
Puke
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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