Sponge bath it is.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize