I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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