i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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