Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
tell me about the eggs
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