Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I love you.
Bad choice
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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