Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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